HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010!

HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR! The past decade has been rough, so let's hope and pray things get better. I'm sure they will be better when I rule the world!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

JOIN THE "DEFENSE OF DESDINOVA" FACEBOOK GROUP

Some nice person has set up a "Defense of Desdinova" Facebook group you can join.

THE BEST AND WORST MUSIC OF THE OUGHTS

As you know I am an expert on what pop music. That is why I created a list of the best and worst of music of the Oughts (2000 - 2009).

Best songs (in no particular order):
Soak Up the Sun - Sheryl Crow
I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic at the Disco
Gives You Hell-The All-American Rejects
Clocks - Coldplay
I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry
Careless Whispers- Seether
Smooth - Santana
Chemistry -Semisonic
Golddigger- Kanya West
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
Drops of Jupiter - Train
Over My Head (Cable Car) - The Fray
If You Seek Amy - Brittney Spears
The Remedy - Jason Mraz
Unwell - Matchbox 20
Hey Ya - Outkast
Hot In Here - Nelly
In the End - Linkin Park
Bent - Matchbox 20
Skater Boy - Avril Lavine
Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down
Promiscuous - Nelly Furtato and Timberland
Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
Single Ladies Put a Ring on It - Beyonce
Laffy Taffy- D4L

And now the worst (In order of their awfulness):

1. Chicken Fried - Zac Brown Band
2. Have You Forgotten - Darryl Worely
3. I Can Only Imagine - MercyMe
4. Dance With My Father - Luther Vandross
5. Heaven Holds The Ones I Love - Nita Whitaker
6. To Where You Are - Josh Groban
7. Angel - Shaggy
8. Your Beautiful - James Blunt
9. Meet Virginia - Train
10. All Summer Long Kid Rock


Of course opinions like this are why I'm considered the Super Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

WHERE'S JERICHO?

I feel the way David Frye must have felt when President Nixon resigned or Yakov Smirnoff did when Communism fell. What will I do without Vincent David John Jacob Jingle Himerschmit Shimmy Shimmy Ko-ko Bop Ramma Lama Ding
Dong Do Wah Diddy Diddy Gidyup Ooomp Pompa Oooomp Pompa Mow Mow Hiyo Silver Away Banana Fanna Fo Fanna De Doo Doo Doo De Da Da Da (That's all I want to say to you) Gabba Gabba Hey Gabba Hey (Now you're one of us) two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onion on a sesame seed bun, Itsy Bittsy Tiny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Joiner-Kersee Sammy Davis Junior Jericho???

The weenie-bloggers are losing steam. Chuck Booms is being "respectful" to the Lady Bears and I can't say bad things about Eunice Moneymaker because she is my friend on Facebook (This also means Hell froze over). What will I do???

DREAMS FROM TIME-LIFE OR WHY THIS DECADE SUCKED?

Last night, I saw an ad on a local TV station for a CD from Time-Life Music called "Dreams." I really feel this CD is misnamed. It should be called "Lame - the worst, most overplayed-on-radio songs of the past decade." Any CD with TWO Michael Bolton songs on it is just plain bad. This is the musical equivalent of water boarding. These songs make us appreciate the "sunshine pop" of the 60's and 70's. Of course, opinions like this are why I'm considered the Super Villain of the Ozarks! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM DESDINOVA!!!

I didn't have time for a great Christmas post of fun stuff like last year. I still want to wish you a merry and blessed Christmas! Enjoy being with your family. Think about the poor and needy, the sick and afflicted, as well as our service people serving abroad. Hopefully they can all be home soon. Most of all remember the reason for this season and message of love and peace that Jesus Christ brought to the word.

My other wish is that Santa brings me what is sitting on his lap in the photo above.

Once again, Merry Christmas from Desdinova the Super Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

SANTA KNOWS WHO YOU ARE (and so do your former co-workers)

I have kept my identity a secret to most of Springfield for a little over three years. I've worked at it and tried not to let it slip out in unguarded moments (like during sex).

Some people are not very good at this. Like the person who wrote a "Thorn" in Friday's edition of the News Leader's Roses & Thorns section. This person was complaining about a promo for a talk show Chuck Booms does on Jock 98.7. Now, if you've read my blog you know I've poked fun at Chuck Booms quite a bit recently for some of the same stuff mentioned in this "Thorn." The funny part is the writer is a former KWTO employee.

The same person outed herself on the Missouri Radio Message Board a few months ago too. A Meyer Comm employee was mentioning a crazy, right-wing, anti-Obama, anti-Hollywood opinion she expressed to him off air. She replied to the thread and tried to make out that he misunderstood. THEY WERE THE ONLY TWO IN THE CONVERSATION! OOOPPS!

I do know that Santa Claus knows when you are sleeping, when you are awake, when you've been bad and he knows who you really are. Actually everybody knows who you are because you've outed yourself. Besides, this little woman probably thinks Santa Claus is a Communist because he wears red and gives away toys to children.

If I was Santa, I'd give her a lump of coal, but opinions like these are why I'm considered the Super Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!