AN IDEA FOR A COOL PAY PER VIEW SPORTS EVENT

I want to put New Mexico soccer player Elizabeth Lambert in a small room with former Fox Sports/former KWTO Morning Line host Chuck Booms. We then will lock the door and have Chuck can tell Elizabeth how much he hates women's sports and women's athletes. Then we can watch the fun as she slings him around the room by his hair.

I'm sure people would pay good money to watch that. Of course, opinions like this are why I'm considered the Super Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

IF YOU ARE NOT IN THE MEDIA, THEN STAY OUT OF OUR BUSINESS!

We have a problem here in the Ozarks and maybe it is everywhere. People who are not in the media trying to tell us how to do our job or what is best for us. They infiltrate our message boards our write stupid letters to the editor in the News Leader like that old "doctor" with the blue, clown bow-tie (pictured above) who is afraid President Obama will outlaw talk radio. I hope he does and then outlaws country music form radio.

I received last week a death threat, through a media website, from a person claiming to be a minister. He accused me of being an agent of the devil and said I should be burned at the stake. He used the F-word and S-word quite a bit for a Christian, so I think he is just your typical right-wing nutjob.

The point is if you are a doctor, real estate agent, bail bondsman, banker, preacher or Kum and Go cashier, you need to realize WE DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID OPINION! STAY OUT OF OUR CONVERSATIONS!

Of course, opinions like are why I'm considered the Super Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

WEENIE-BLOGGERS THINK SESAME STREET IS EVIL

NPR has an article on Sesame Street's 40th anniversary on the air. What is not mentioned is that the Right-wing, Weenie-bloggers and Freepers want Sesame Street taken off the air. The reason: they made fun of Fox News.

In a segment earlier this year, Oscar the Grouch launched the Grouch News Network. At the end of the segment, Oscar gets a call from an irate viewer who says Oscar is "too nice" and they will start watching "the Pox News Network." Well, you know what uptight losers the right-wing, weenie-bloggers and Freepers are. They are saying that government funding for PBS should be withdrawn because they made fun of the WORST NEWS NETWORK ON CABLE. I THINK YOU RIGHT-WING, WEENIE-BLOGGERS AND FREEPERS NEED TO GO SOAK YOUR HEAD!

I hope that President Obama needs to find a way to shut down Fox News. Then they can take possession of the equipment and sell off it off at a garage sale. The proceeds from that garage sale can be given to PBS. Also, if I was President Obama I would send the IRS to audit the weenie-bloggers and Freepers who are posting this anti-Sesame Street stuff on Free Republic and other crap websites.

Sesame Street is an American institution whereas Fox News is an American disgrace. Of course, opinions like this are why I'm considered the Super-Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OZARKERS WERE AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF BUT NOT FASTER PUSSYCAT

While looking through some Springfield News Leaders from 1966, I found an ad for the Hi-M Drive-In. They were showing Russ Meyer's Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! The interesting part is that this same week another theater in town was showing Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Oddly enough, there was a noted trouble making preacher leading a crusade against of the Burton/Taylor film. The LTTE were saying the film was filled with "vulgar talk" and "excessive use of liquor." Oooooooohhhhhh! That is scary. They ignored the film where Tura Satana backed over a guy's crotch. It also came with a disclaimer at the beginning of the film.

The more things change the more they stay the same. The good thing is the News Leader only ran letters to the editor on Sunday instead of every day. It would cut down on the overabundance of letters from right-wing nutjobs, but of course, opinions like this are why I'm considered the Super Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HALLOWEEN MOVIE SUGGESTIONS

Need a suggestion for a scary DVD for tonight? I'm a fan of horror films and I have great taste, so you can trust me. I gave you a few suggestions last year.
These are in no order except what came to my mind at the moment.

Halloween (1978)
Carnival of Souls
The Shinning
Last Man on Earth
Abominable Dr. Phibes
Scream
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Horror of Dracula
Dracula (1931)
Frankenstein (1931)
Dr. Jeckle & Mr. Hyde (1932)
Dementia 13
The Wolfman
Psycho (1960)
Alien
The Thing (1950)
Mark of the Vampire
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (70s version)
Phantom of the Opera (1920)
The Curse of Frankenstein
Revolt of the Zombies
I Walked with a Zombie
Cat People (1942)
Nightmare of Elm Street
The Hunger
White Zombie
Condemned to Live
Black Cat (Karloff/Lugosi)
Pit and Pendulum (Corman/Price)
Freaks
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1919)
Dark Eyes of London
The Leopard Man
The Mummy (1932)
The Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932)
The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)
The Seventh Victim
The Birds
Blood Feast
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
Masque of the Red Death (1964)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
Night Tide
Count Yorga the Vampire
Peeping Tom
Horror Hotel
Suspiria
The Omen

HALLOWEEN MUSIC ON YOU TUBE

The Misfits - Astro Zombies

Screaming Lord Sutch - Jack the Ripper

Screaming Jay Hawkins - I Put a Spell on You

Sheb Wooley - Purple People Eater

Bobby Boris Pickett - Monster Mash

Zacherley- Dinner With Drac (Radio edit)

Bauhaus-Bela Lugosi’s Dead

Alice Cooper-Welcome to My Nightmare

Black Sabbath-Children of the Grave

Ozzy Osbourne-Bark at the Moon

Michael Jackson-Thriller

Donovan- Season of the Witch

New York Dolls-Frankenstein

Santana-Black Magic Woman

Unknown Artist(Covering a Gene Krupa hit)- The Walls Keep Talkin

Hot Blood-Soul Dracula

Sonny Richard's Panics with Cindy & Misty-The Voo Doo Walk

And to think some radio stations in Springfield are already playing Christmas music. I think this music is much better, but opinions like this are why I'm considered the Super-Villain of the Ozarks!!!
Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

UPDATE: REPUBLIC COACH'S ANTI-SODA TAX AD IS GONE

Last week, I had a post about a commercial airing localing against a proposed "soda tax." I noted that one involved a Republic coach with a crewcut. I noted that I would value the opinion of a small town P.E. coach (with a crewcut) as I would a talk radio show host. In other words, I VOTE FOR THE TAX EVEN THOUGH I DRINK ABOUT 75 SODAS A DAY (a rough estimate) JUST TO P-O THIS GUY!

Apparently, some others didn't like the Republic coach's ad either. KYTV's David Catanese reports that the ad has been pulled because of a perceived conflict of interest between the Republic schools and a political group, the coach asked that the ads be pulled, even though the group behind the ads claim they had run their course. You can see the ads on Catanese's blog. I WONDER IF I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

The good thing is I don't have to see those commercials any more (I don't mind the one with the union guy). Of course, opinions like this are why I'm considered the SUPER VILLAIN OF THE OZARKS!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!