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Monday, December 24, 2007

My Favorite Christmas Memory


Christmas 1978: I developed a Christmas Present Stealing Ray Gun to steal presents from snotty little Republican kids in my neighborhood. Mwu-HAHAHAHAHA! I got quite a haul. My parents were surprised when I opened the stuff. "Santa must have brought that to Desdinova," they said in amazement. All the snotty little Republican kids in Lebanon awoke to find no presents under their tree and they all cried BOO-HOO-HOOO!

Happy Holidays from Desdinova the Super Villain of the Ozarks!




2 comments:

Jason said...

Nice photo. :)

Merry Christmas, Dez.

--Blue Girl said...

Heh. I knew someone from Lebanon a few years later. His name was Kenny, and he lived in my dorm. He flunked out of CMSU in the spring trimester of 1982, because he was addicted to the Donkey-Kong game in the first-floor lounge of Foster-Knox hall and stopped going to classes.