IF THIS IS "NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN," HOW COME I TURNED OUT NORMAL

I bought this DVD a few days ago. It is a box set that samples cartoons that ran on Saturday mornings in the 1970's. I watched all of these shows. I was looking the box and noticed a warning label: "THIS IS INTENDED FOR ADULT COLLECTORS. THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN."

They also have this same label on the Sesame Street Old School collection, which is the original shows from the 70's which I grew up on.

I feel insulted. I grew up watching this stuff. I'm not in prison. I turned out fairly normal. I don't see the harm in letting kids see this. If I had kids I'd let them watch it. I'd rather my kids watch this stuff than read that Bill O'Reilly book for kids, but that is what makes me Super Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

NEWS LEADER NEEDS TO FIND A GOOD CARTOONIST

Am I the only one who thought that crappy editorial cartoon in the News Leader Wednesday was the worst thing you had ever seen? I'm glad the person guilty of creating it pointed out it was supposed to by famed Hollywood blogger Perez Hilton, because it looked more like Alfred E. Newman. I'm going to be honest, I could draw better than that when I was eight years old. There really wasn't any humor to it. I would show it to you but the News Leader was smart enough not to put it on their website.

I know some of you will say, "If you are so much better, why don't you send in a editorial cartoon to the News Leader?" Simple, if it was published, with my real name on it, I would be in big trouble at my other job. I also can't send one in as Desdinova because the News Leader frowns on people not using their real name. I could probably put together a portfolio with other work I have done but being a radio I'm cursed with the non-compete clause which means I'd have to wait several months before taking the job (I was working on an idea for a syndicated comic strip but that got pushed aside because of my excessive work load). Also, it is apparent with the "homemade" cartoons in the News Leader, they usual tend to favor Right-Wing cartoons (The cartoon above is an example of what the News Leader typically picks).

All I can say is the late News Leader cartoonist Bob Palmer is spinning in his grave because of that cartoon, but it is opinions like this that make me SUPER VILLAIN OF THE OZARKS!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

NIGHTMARE ABOUT THE FUTURE OF SPRINGFIELD RADIO

I had a horrible nightmare about the future of radio here is Springfield, MO. I dreamed that a company I had never heard of bought the Clear Channel Stations (KGBX, KXUS - US97, KTOZ - Alice @ 95.5, KSWF - The Wolf and KGMY- ESPN1400 AM).

The changes they made were typical of this market. KSWF stayed the same because the new owners felt "the country audience wasn't being served in Springfield." KXUS became a simulcasts of KGMY-AM because the new owners felt "the sports/talk audience wasn't being served in Springfield." KGBX changed to a Contemporary Christian station because the new owners felt that "the Contemporary Christian audience wasn't being served in Springfield."

KTOZ - Alice @ 95.5 became "the Patriot" because the new owners felt "the conservative talk radio audience isn't being served in Springfield." The host of the morning show refers to Vincent David Jericho as "the liberal idiot." During his first show he announces he will give away $100,000,000 to the person who exposes the identity of "the anonymous blogger known as Desdinova." He also says that he will have me executed live on his show. Several of my former and current co-workers turn me in. I woke up as the new KTOZ morning show host said to the person who won the big money, "You're kidding! You're last name is Booms?"

Needless to say, it wouldn't surprise me if some of this happened. It seems change in Springfield radio doesn't happen very often and the changes I mentioned would be dreadful, but, of course, opinions like this are what make me the SUPER VILLAIN OF THE OZARKS!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

RADIO/CARTOON VOICE OF LOIS LANE DIES AT 94

Joan Alexander, who was the voice of Lois Lane on the Adventures of Superman radio show, had died at age 94. She was also the voice of Lois Lane in the Fleischer and Filmation cartoons. Here is the Washington Post story about her.

BOZELL SUPPORTS BOOBS ON TALK RADIO BUT NOT ON THE SUPER BOWL

All Access reports: "Conservative media watchdog MEDIA RESEARCH CENTER Pres. L. BRENT BOZELL is calling on FCC Acting Chairman MICHAEL COPPS to figuratively put his money where his mouth is and demand that the Congress and Senate allow a stand-alone vote on the BROADCASTER FREEDOM ACT, which would bar reinstitution of the "Fairness Doctrine."

BOZELL, in a press release, wrote that while he appreciates COPPS' reiteration that he has "no intention" of reinstating the doctrine, "his statement that those of us concerned about its reimposition are 'issue mongering' 'conspiracy theorists' is off-base given the stated desires of so many members of Congress. When this many high-powered elected officials are calling for a return of the mis-named 'Fairness' Doctrine, and are actively opposing a vote on the bill to prevent the FCC from reinstating it, it isn’t a conspiracy theory. It’s a determination to shut down free speech on Talk radio.

"The solution is simple: Chairman COPPS should call on Speaker (NANCY) PELOSI and Majority Leader (HARRY) REID to allow a full, fair stand alone vote on the BROADCASTER FREEDOM ACT. That way we will know once and for all how each member of Congress thinks – are they for free speech, or are they for the 'Fairness' Doctrine?"

There it is folks, L. BRENT BOZELL IS THE WORLDS BIGGEST HYPOCRITE. In the past few years he has threw hissy fits over Bono saying the F-word on an awards show, made a fuss over Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and earlier this year was trying to ban an innocuous song by Britney Spears because read something dirty into the title "If You Seek Amy." Do you see a pattern. Bozell is the lowest form of life in the world - a rock music hater! He will do anything to see rock music eradicated from radio and TV, but will kiss up to the scum the permeates talk radio. It appears that like most of the right-wing, Bozell is stuck in the 1950's.

I personally don't like people like Bozell. He has made a name for himself by wanting the FCC to censor TV and music radio, but thinks talk radio shouldn't be censored. (I should note that Bozell is a frequent guest on talk radio shows. HHHHHMMMMMM! Can you say conflict of interest, boys and girls?) I also don't like people who hate rock music. When I rule the world, they will be the first people I execute. Of course, opinions like this are what make me the SUPER VILLAIN OF THE OZARKS!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

A TORY TAKES UP FOR MIKE SAVAGE

All Access reports: Challenged by a TORY legislator to justify the British government's ban on MICHAEL SAVAGE entering the country, U.K. Home Secretary JACQUI SMITH declined to reconsider the ban, saying that the TALK RADIO NETWORK host was banned for "engaging in unacceptable behaviour by seeking to provoke others to serious criminal acts and by fostering hatred that might lead to inter-community violence."

SMITH, responding to MP MICHAEL FABRICANT of LICHFIELD in debates in the HOUSE OF COMMONS, said, "In his radio broadcasts, Mr. SAVAGE has spoken about killing 100 million Muslims, and he has spoken in violent terms about homosexuals. Coming to the U.K. is a privilege. I refuse to extend that privilege to individuals who abuse our standards and values to undermine our way of life."

FABRICANT responded that SMITH's charges against SAVAGE would be illegal in AMERICA as well and noted "he has not faced prosecution there. Does she realise how ludicrous her ban is and the disrepute into which she has put this country in the eyes of many right-seeing—and, indeed, left-seeing—people in the UNITED STATES? Does she also plan to ban RUSH LIMBAUGH and other middle-aged, white, ordinary, American radio presenters?"

Ban Rush Limbaugh? It sounds like a good idea to me. I'd like to see Rush, Savage, Hannity, Boortz and the others locked up at Guantanamo, but opinions like this are what make me the SUPER VILLAIN OF THE OZARKS!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

THE MISSOURI RECORD: NO WEENIES

I realize everyone thinks I'm just an evil extreme partisan (Okay, I am) that hates conservative blogs, but I want to draw your attention to the Missouri Record, a new political blog that wants to be sort-of-the conservative version of Fired Up! Find out more about the folks behind it over at KY3 Political Notebook from David Catanese.

If you've been reading this blog, you know I've been knocking several of the state's conservative bloggers. I've dubbed them Weenie-Bloggers, for the whiny, sniveling bloggers, and Free Weenie-Bloggers, for the more hateful, aggressive bloggers (see cartoon). I don't see the Missouri Record complaining that Claire McCaskill is on Meet the Press too much or posting outlandish garbage like "Obama is a Cannibal."

I won't be calling the Missouri Record a Weenie-Blog.

KY 3'S CATANESE MAKES GO MAGAZINE LIST & SWIPES A WEENIE-BLOG

Go Magazine has come out with its list of "20 Under 30." One of those featured is KYTV's David Catanese. He has a post about it on the KY 3 Political Notebook. I like how he takes a swipe at one of our states many Weenie-Blogs. Congratulations Dave!

Now if Go will come up with a "People Pushing 40 Who Act Like They Are Under 20," I might have a chance of being featured.

DOES SEN. JOLIE JUSTUS READ MY BLOG?

Remember my post a few days ago that featured the first results of the Desdinova Mind Reading Poll? Remember my graph that showed how 95% of America agreed with Wanda Sykes that Rush Limbaugh's kidneys should fail?

Check out this Fired Up! story about a graph Sen. Jolie Justus provided on "the Gay Agenda." HHMMMMMMM! That looks familiar. I don't know if Sen. Justus created this graph, but it looks just like mine. Does that mean Sen. Justus reads my blog?

I won't mind if she swipes my jokes, but if Chuck Perguson or Bob Dixon does something like this, I squirt them with my Dijon Mustard ray gun.

WEENIE-BLOGGERS SCARED OF SMART CAR

I'll say it again, there are conservatives who blog about the news like Life of Jason and Larry at Simple Thoughts of a Complex Mind, as well as some conservative bloggers following in the footsteps of the late William F. Buckley and George Will. THEN THERE ARE WEENIE-BLOGGERS (and the sub-genre of Free Weenie-Bloggers-see cartoon).

These people are so nerdy and so whiny, I would hate to be around these people on regular basis. They complain about the stupidest stuff. There is one local Weenie-Blogger, who doesn't make new post very often, but when he does you can count on it being a waste of time reading. He used to try to post comments on this blog, but I deleted them before they saw the light of day. He was very disrespectful of me and my high intelligence.

His most recent post made me laugh. He was making fun of people being concerned about the rash of storms in the area. Then he goes on to say he was saw a person driving a Smart Car instead of one of those large, gas-guzzling pickups, preferred by deranged redneck boys that try to run over me on Highway 65. This upset the Weenie-Blogger. I'LL BET THE LITTLE WEENIE-BLOGGER CRIED - WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

WHAT A DORK! The good thing about Weenie-Bloggers is they have this weird penchant for putting their REAL NAMES on their blog. I hope that Gov. Nixon's folks are taking their names down as potential threat. We should do to them what the late Ann Landers used to suggest "lash them with a wet noodle." Of course, opinions like this are what make me the SUPER VILLAIN OF THE OZARKS!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

REMEMBER? THEY CALLED SPRINGFIELD "NOWHERESVILLE"?

Fired Up! has an interesting post about how some Missouri lawmakers don't want President Obama to close Guantanamo Bay and move the prisoners to prisons such as Leavenworth. Fired Up! reminds us of Omar Abdel-Rahman, the "Blind Sheik," who was here in Springfield at U.S. Medical Center for Federal Prisoners.

"I sure don't remember much outrage from Majority Leader/Majority Whip Roy Blunt and Senator Kit Bond during that time, do you?" Fired Up! ask.

The only "outrage" I remember was from touchy Ozarkers when Abdel-Rahman's lawyer called Springfield "Nowheresville." The News Leader's Voices page filled with letters from goofy Ozarkers who said "They would rather live in Springfield than New York or San Francisco" (Ozarkers LOVE to slam Frisco). Ozarks Correctness at its worst.

Actually, I think we should change our name to Nowheresville, but it is opinions like that that make me SUPER VILLAIN OF THE OZARKS!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

95 PER CENT OF AMERICA AGREES WITH WANDA SYKES

I'm proud to introduce a new feature - the Desdinova Mind Reading Poll. I have developed a way to read people minds (some of you are down right disgusting). I've decided to put this power to good use. I read peoples minds on certain topics and then create a graph showing the result. Unlike other polls there is no margin of error because I retrieved this information FROM READING YOUR MIND! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Desdinova rooted around in the brains of Americans to find out how many people agreed with the statement comedienne Wanda Sykes made at the Washington Press Corp Dinner. She said that since Rush Limbaugh hoped President Obama failed, she hoped Rush Limbaugh's kidneys failed. The red area of the graph represents 95 per cent of Americans who agree that Rush Limbaugh's kidneys should fail. The green area represents Weenie-Bloggers who think what Sykes said was mean -WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

So be careful what you think, I might post it here for all the world to see.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE MAMAS!

Do something nice for your mama, even if her name isn't Cass.

MY ROLE MODELS - CRIMSON GHOST & KRIMINAL

I'm currently hard at work on a device that will have Weenie-Bloggers and talk radio freaks quaking in fear. I'm creating a device that will cover everything in the United States of America with DIJON MUSTARD! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

From what I've read on the state Weenie-Blogs, they hate Dijon mustard. DESDINOVA PREFERS BROWN OR DIJON MUSTARD. So, I plan to engulf the nation in brown mustard and NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME!

I'm sure the Weenie-Bloggers are saying I didn't have good role models. Actually I had two that were cooler than their Duke and Dutch.

The Crimson Ghost (now known as the mascot of the Misfits).



Kriminal (Yes, it is in Spanish and I AM THE GOOD LOOKING UNDER THE MASK).

ESPN REPORTS MANNY USED A FERTILITY DRUG

My theory: Manny wants to be the next Octomom.

ESPN story: Manny suspended 50 games for drug violation.

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BRITAIN BANS MIKE SAVAGE & FRED PHELPS - WE SHOULD DO THE SAME

From All Access: "TALK RADIO NETWORK host MICHAEL SAVAGE was one of 16 people "named and shamed" by the U.K. government as banned from entering the country for behavior that the country will not tolerate. The government's list called SAVAGE, listed under his real name of MICHAEL ALAN WEINER, "Controversial daily radio talk-show host. Considered to be engaging in unacceptable behaviour by seeking to provoke others to serious criminal acts and fostering hatred which might lead to inter-community violence. His views on immigration, Islam, rape and autism have caused great offence in the U.S."

Home Secretary JACQUI SMITH told morning television show GMTV TUESDAY morning, "I think it's important that people understand the sorts of values and sorts of standards that we have here, the fact that it's a privilege to come and the sort of things that mean you won't be welcome in this country. Coming to this country is a privilege. If you can't live by the rules that we live by, the standards and the values that we live by, we should exclude you from this country and, what's more, now we will make public those people that we have excluded. We are publishing the names of 16 of those that we have excluded since OCTOBER. We are telling people who they are and why it is we don't want them in this country."

Among others on the list were anti-gay KANSAS preacher FRED PHELPS and his daughter SHIRLEY, YUNIS AL-ASTAL of HAMAS, former KU KLUX KLAN grand wizard STEPHEN DONALD BLACK, and JEWISH LEGION leader MIKE GUZOFSKY, as well as several Islamic preachers linked to terrorism. The names of six others were withheld due to concerns about national security, and an additional 79 were not named."

Maybe President Obama will kick them out of this country too.

DOM DELUISE DIES AT 75

He was one of those guys who you can't name all the great shows and movies he was in. I thought of a few that probably won't be mentioned. He was the voice of the landlord Mr. Ivictus in the Hanna-Barbera cartoon Roman Holidays. He was the weasely guy in Glass Bottom Boat and John Astin's shrink in the Western comedy Evil Roy Slade. He also had a sitcom in the 70's, Lottsa Luck, that was based on the Britcom On the Buses. I'm also old enough to remember that he used to cut Dean Martin's hair everyweek. Here is CNN's story.

Rest in Peace Captain Chaos! Dot-dotta DDDDAAAAAA!

HAPPY BELATED CINCO DE MAYO!!!

I wanted to wish everyone a Happy Cinco De Mayo, especially if it will P-O guys like Vincent David Jericho, Chucky Booms and the Weenie-Bloggers.

I know you think I'm old school but instead of Selma Hayek, I think I'll go back to my younger days. I'M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT! I'D LIKE TO KNOCK BACK MARGARITA'S WITH ANACANI (Pictured above) FROM THE LAWRENCE WELK SHOW!!! She was the ONLY reason to watch that show. I like the way she sang "Paloma Blanca."

FORGET TOMMY GUNS - USE A SARAH GUN

The New York Daily News reports that the National Rifle Association will present Alaska Governor and former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin (the deranged looking woman above) with a specially designed military assault rifle which is called "Alaskan Hunter." Nothing like hunting wolves and polar bears with an assault rifle. They say it is "all-white." HHHHMMMMMM, sounds like the NRA is a tad on the racist side.

I really wish the government would start watching these gun nuts. I feel they are a threat to the United States of America. I also think Paris Hilton would make a better president than Sarah Palin but it is opinions like these that make me the SUPER VILLAIN OF THE OZARKS!!!

PUNCH UP YOUR RESUME WITH 70s PORN CHIC

An out-of-work copywriter named Lawson Clarke came up with a great way to attract attention to potential employers. Ad Age's Bob Garfield reports that Clarke created a 70's porn themed website showcasing some of his best work and his half naked body. The site, malecopywriter.com, looks like a Playgirl centerfold with Clarke posing on a bearskin rug with his "best work" displayed on a neo-Panasonic portable TV. When you first arrive on the site the TV is playing, what appears to be, an old "Sign-Off" tape. Maybe that is what this blog needs to attract readers - a picture of me naked.

I WOULD DONATE ALL I HAVE TO SEE THAT: Keith Olbermann pressing on Sean Hannity’s waterboard offer - BostonHerald.com

I think this would be a great fund raiser. I even volunteer to help Olbermann with this.

Keith Olbermann pressing on Sean Hannity’s waterboard offer - BostonHerald.com

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I KNOW HOW RALPH MANLEY FEELS - KIND OF

Ralph Manley shocked Springfield on April 20 when he resigned over the fact that two people with bankruptcies beat him out as in a vote for Mayor Pro Tem. If you forgot the details, here is David Catanese of KY3 story.

I understand how Manley feels. I've seen this type of stuff go on quite a bit, people with experience or knowledge passed over for those less qualified. Some of it is cronyism or some of it is nepotism and some just plain stupidity.

I was just told by a friend that a person, who was at one time the head of a radio cluster here in Springfield WAS REALLY A USED CAR SALESMAN. HE HAD NO EXPERIENCE IN RADIO.

I'm not sure whether to believe this or not, although he did some questionable things programing wise. I will say this guy could play the post-Normal Heart Springfield like a fiddle. Of course, that didn't make for good radio.

I know that when I was trying to get a job just out of M.S.U, I applied with the company this guy worked for. I can honestly say this was the rudest and most hateful person. He accused me of being a "Howard Stern-wanna-be" when I offered to do the morning show on one of the stations he was over.

Personally, that cluster improved after his departure. I can also see why he didn't want a person with a university degree in media working for him. He could have been exposed as a fraud who was really a used car salesman (as Mark Twain said "I'm repeating myself"). Wonder if he went back to selling cars or was my friend mistaken? Either way I still know how Ralph Manley feels. I won't even go into the "fix-it-guy" who knew more about radio than DESDINOVA THE SUPER VILLAIN OF THE OZARKS!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

DISAPPOINTED

I was hoping it was me that Vincent David John Jacob Jingle Himerschmit Shimmy Shimmy Ko-ko Bop Ramma Lama Ding Dong Do Wah Diddy Diddy Gidyup Ooomp Pompa Oooomp Pompa Mow Mow Hiyo Silver Away Banana Fanna Fo Fanna De Doo Doo Doo De Da Da Da (That's all I want to say to you) Gabba Gabba Hey Gabba Hey (Now you're one of us) two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onion on a sesame seed bun, Itsy Bittsy Tiny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Jackie Joiner-Kersee Sammy Davis Junior Jericho wanted to get Swine Flu.

While we're on the subject, who writes the topics on the podcast page? I've had several friends laughing about this gem "Are you things you are noticing yourself going less with? What are things Americans cannot go without?" I assume that is Canadian.