A MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA

I think that since he got rid of Osama bin-Ladden and is the first African-American President of the United States, the 2012 Presidential election should be canceled and we should just give him a second term.

Of course, opinions, like this, is why I'm considered the Super Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

THE GOOD THING ABOUT FACEBOOK REMOVING OSAMA bin LADEN

ABC News reports that there was an Osama bin Laden fan page on Facebook. Facebook took it off. This is good, because every self-righteous dork I went to high school with would have wanted me to join a "Tell Facebook to remove the Osama bin Laden Fan Page" or "1,000,000 People Against Osama bin Laden Being on Facebook."

Of course, opinions like this are why I'm considered the Super-Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!