Shelbyville Times-Gazette reports of a domestic assault in which Cheetos were thrown.
"Warrants filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff's Department, stated he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers, 44, were allegedly involved in an argument.
According to Roddy's report, the pair became "involved in a verbal altercation" with each other "at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault."
The police said there was "evidence of assault," but "no physical marks."
What about orange powder marks?