In honor of that Great American David Letterman, I've come up with a Top 10 of things to say to Weenie-Bloggers to make them cry.
- 10. I saw the photos of your kids on your blog. Good God, they're ugly!
- 9. How much do you pay the Kansas City Star to link to your blog?
- 8. Did you hear that KSGF is changing its format to "chick flick music?"
- 7. I think the News Leader should have covered Pride Fest more than those dumb tea-parties your friends have.
- 6. I wondered why you think Sarah Palin is better than Paris Hilton until I saw your wife. Yyyeeeccchhhh! You have NO TASTE IN WOMEN!
- 5. Anybody tell you how much you look like Jeff Dunham's Walter dummy?
- 4. I'm glad your name is on your blog. It will be easier to turn you over to the Highway Patrol Fusion Center.
- 3. I got my first "Thank You Blogger" check from the President. Oh yeah, you don't get one because you supported the old white guy.
- 2. Did you know John Wayne and Ronald Reagan were gay lovers?
- 1. I'm positive - David Catanese could kick you butt.