TIME OUT FOR A COKE

I haven't had time to post anything. If your are wondering, I've heard too many rumors about why KSGF fired Vincent David Jericho to go into them at the moment. Personally, I'd rather post the truth than conspiracy theories or sleazy innuendo (I know you are disappointed in me).

However, I thought lets take some time out and share a Coke, or at least at vintage Coke commercial from 40 years ago. It is part of "The Real Thing" campaign. This jingle is by the Fortunes, who performed most of "the Real Thing" jingles. They were the British pop band who had hits with "Here It Comes Again" and "You've Got You're Troubles." These jingles paved the way for their more upbeat hits of the 70s "Freedom Come, Freedom Go" and "Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again."



HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010!

HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR! The past decade has been rough, so let's hope and pray things get better. I'm sure they will be better when I rule the world!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

THE BEST AND WORST MUSIC OF THE OUGHTS

As you know I am an expert on what pop music. That is why I created a list of the best and worst of music of the Oughts (2000 - 2009).

Best songs (in no particular order):
Soak Up the Sun - Sheryl Crow
I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic at the Disco
Gives You Hell-The All-American Rejects
Clocks - Coldplay
I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry
Careless Whispers- Seether
Smooth - Santana
Chemistry -Semisonic
Golddigger- Kanya West
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
Drops of Jupiter - Train
Over My Head (Cable Car) - The Fray
If You Seek Amy - Brittney Spears
The Remedy - Jason Mraz
Unwell - Matchbox 20
Hey Ya - Outkast
Hot In Here - Nelly
In the End - Linkin Park
Bent - Matchbox 20
Skater Boy - Avril Lavine
Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down
Promiscuous - Nelly Furtato and Timberland
Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
Single Ladies Put a Ring on It - Beyonce
Laffy Taffy- D4L

And now the worst (In order of their awfulness):

1. Chicken Fried - Zac Brown Band
2. Have You Forgotten - Darryl Worely
3. I Can Only Imagine - MercyMe
4. Dance With My Father - Luther Vandross
5. Heaven Holds The Ones I Love - Nita Whitaker
6. To Where You Are - Josh Groban
7. Angel - Shaggy
8. Your Beautiful - James Blunt
9. Meet Virginia - Train
10. All Summer Long Kid Rock


Of course opinions like this are why I'm considered the Super Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

DREAMS FROM TIME-LIFE OR WHY THIS DECADE SUCKED?

Last night, I saw an ad on a local TV station for a CD from Time-Life Music called "Dreams." I really feel this CD is misnamed. It should be called "Lame - the worst, most overplayed-on-radio songs of the past decade." Any CD with TWO Michael Bolton songs on it is just plain bad. This is the musical equivalent of water boarding. These songs make us appreciate the "sunshine pop" of the 60's and 70's. Of course, opinions like this are why I'm considered the Super Villain of the Ozarks! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM DESDINOVA!!!

I didn't have time for a great Christmas post of fun stuff like last year. I still want to wish you a merry and blessed Christmas! Enjoy being with your family. Think about the poor and needy, the sick and afflicted, as well as our service people serving abroad. Hopefully they can all be home soon. Most of all remember the reason for this season and message of love and peace that Jesus Christ brought to the word.

My other wish is that Santa brings me what is sitting on his lap in the photo above.

Once again, Merry Christmas from Desdinova the Super Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

YAHOO NEEDS TO STOP WITH THE FASHION POLICE REPORTS

Many times, when I'm at work, I go to Yahoo to see if there is any breaking news from Associated Press or Reuters. They used to be pretty good at displaying the latest news headlines. Lately, Yahoo has been trying to draw attention to OMG, Yahoo's gossip sight which tries to be TMZ, only without the "Let's-hunt-down-and-kill-celebrities" mentality. It tries more to copy Perez Hilton's snippy, caddy comments on celebrities clothing. The difference is Perez is gay guy who is fascinated with celebrities, where as OMG's comments remind us of those cranky, fat, zit-faced girls who had find the least little flaw in the cheerleaders ("Her hair is way too wavy and her butt is round instead of square like mine.") The OMG headlines are just stupid and useless.

I don't care that the folks at OMG think that Nicole Kidman had too much make-up on, Miley Cyrus is dressed like Moms Mabley or Lindsay Lohan has a runner in her hose. They also seem to have a bizarre hatred of high-waisted jeans like the ones Audrina Partridge is wearing in the photo above. I have no problem with this sight being listed as part of Yahoo, but to the OMG headlines have to dominate the Yahoo home page over the national news headlines.

I also think jeans like this are STILL SEXY! Of course, opinions like this are why I'm considered the Super Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES FOR 2010

CNN has the story of next years Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees. I'm not a person who gets all bent out of shape over who is inducted to the Hall of Fame. However, let me say this is a good group of inductees.

• The Stooges - Iggy Pop's proto-punk/metal band


• The Hollies (pictured above) - The British Invasion band who had probably the best vocal harmony


• Genesis - the progressive rock band that featured both Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins


• Jimmy Cliff - Reggae singer who helped bring the Jamaican sound to the mainstream in the late 60's.


• ABBA - Some are probably upset by this choice, but admit it - we liked them in elementary school and junior high. They also sounded great on Top 40 radio.