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Thursday, April 5, 2007

Is That Ah-boot Me?


Doc Larry posted on Lost Chord about an article written in the Community Free Press by Vincent David John Jacob Jingle Himerschmit Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla (who found a kangaroo) Shimmy Shimmy Ko-ko Bop Ramma Lama Ding Dong Do Wah Diddy Diddy Da Do Ron Ron Ron Da Do Ron Ron Gidyup Ooomp Pompa Oooomp Pompa Mow Mow Hiyo Silver Away Banana Fanna Fo Fanna De Doo Doo Doo De Da Da Da (That's all I want to say to you)Gabba Gabba Hey Gabba Hey (Now you're one of us) two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onion on a sesame seed bun, Itsy Bittsy Tiny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Joiner-Kersee Sammy Davis Junior Jericho. For those of you not familiar with the Community Free Press, this is a free newspaper that is found outside the restrooms at Borders. People usually read it in the bathroom there and then leave it on the floor.


Out of curiosity I picked up a copy to see what the hot wind from Canada was blowing. He rambles about not believing the mainstream media, but especially BEWARE OF LOCAL BLOGGERS WHO HIDE BEHIND ALIASES. (GASP! SHOCK!) He says these bloggers say "the most outrageous things" but he can't "challenge them" because he "can't find them because they are anonymous or use an alias." (I assume he is referring to me. I hope so. Mwu-HAHAHAHAHA!)


According to the self-proclaimed king of Springfield talk radio boast that "fate" brought one of these evil bloggers to his office. He says he "challenged" this person but he "lobbed bombs."


Either he is referring to someone else or Talk Radio Guy (the alias he used on the late lamented Missouri Radio message board) is living in a fantasy world where he had a fight with ME. Granted if he cornered me I would probably lob a smoke bomb and jump through a window to escape his "challenge." (Kind of like the Riddler on Batman) More than likely I just stand there and laugh at him.


I would say, "Fool, do you think that you can do anything to stop me, Desdinova the Eternal Light and Super Villain of the Ozarks! Soon everyone in this area will be liberals! I'll rid the area of country music, pick-up trucks and overalls! I'll bring back the Studio, the big sliding board, the amusement rides at Dolling Park, Friday Free Ride, Captain Pink will be mayor and I'll turn KSGF into a reincarnation of KICK! AND YOU CAN"T STOP ME, Vincent David John Jacob Jingle Himerschmit Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla (who found a kangaroo) Shimmy Shimmy Ko-ko Bop Ramma Lama Ding Dong Do Wah Diddy Diddy Da Do Ron Ron Ron Da Do Ron Ron Gidyup Ooomp Pompa Oooomp Pompa Mow Mow Hiyo Silver Away Banana Fanna Fo Fanna De Doo Doo Doo De Da Da Da (That's all I want to say to you)Gabba Gabba Hey Gabba Hey (Now you're one of us) two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onion on a sesame seed bun, Itsy Bittsy Tiny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Joiner-Kersee Sammy Davis Junior Jericho!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"


I should add that the reason I started this blog of my own was because the folks at the Free Press was going to run an editorial blasting me and the other bloggers for making fun of the Talk Radio Guy (He's their hero. Aaahhhhh!) They like to start trouble.

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