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Saturday, January 31, 2009

PETA Ad Was NOT As Offensive As That Planters Ad Last Year

I saw the PETA ad NBC turned down over at Ron Davis' Chatter blog. I didn't find it offensive. I thought it was pretty cute. Besides it wasn't as offensive to me as the one from Planters last year with this ugly girl in it (above) that all the guys chased. Why? She smells like Planters Peanuts. How does she get to smell like Planters Peanuts? She RUBS THEM ON HERSELF. GAG! The last image we see of her, she is walking down the street pulling her panties out of her crack.

Some Right-wing wackos would say that it is demeaning to men. Actually, there are some guys out there who are not very evolved and would be attracted to a girl because she smells like peanuts. Trust me, I've answered the phones at Jock 98.7. As a man, I'm not offended (because I'm not a guy like that).

It's the whole "ugly-girl-smells" idea then throw in "the wedgie factor" and this is just in bad taste. Bad part this ad played long after the Super Bowl and USUALLY WHILE I'M EATING. GAG!
BTW, I've seen a photo of what this girl really looks like and she is kind-of cute.

I See Nothing Wrong With Those Jeans

Before you read what I have to say, check out Busplunge's post about the Calvin Klein ads with Brooke Shields. Those ads are still sexy. So why are all the sleazy gossip websites ridiculing several female stars such as Jessica Simpson, Kelly Brooks and Kim Kardashian (all pictured above) for wearing jeans like that? It appears those jeans are coming back in style but the gossip sites are trying to fight their return by calling these "mom jeans." So help me if there is a picture of Britney Spears or Paris Hilton in a skintight pair of Dittos or Sasson with a caption "mom jeans" on one of those websites, I'll zap the nasty little person behind that gossip site with my death-ray and scatter their atoms to the fore winds. Did you know there is a gossip site called "Dirty Whores"? That is highly disrespectful to any woman famous or not!

While we are on the subject Ozarkers, could someone tell me the name of the Western wear store on the North Town Mall in Springfield that ran commercials in the early 80's with hot babes in tight jeans (like the ones above) shaking their booties to Joe Walsh's "All Night Long"? I loved that commercial when I was eleven/twelve.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I Always Knew Coaches Were Jerks

I never did like P.E. My allergy and asthma doctor demanded that I not take P.E, but for some crazy reason the Lebanon R-3 school system says P.E is mandatory to graduate. English ain't (just a joke).

I always thought some of my P.E teachers/coaches were jerks. Here are examples of two jerks who coach. CNN has the story of a high school coach on trial for the death of a football player.

CBS News has this story of a Christian academy who humiliated a private school for special needs kids in an 100-0 basketball game. The not-so-Christian team had the 100.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Two Years of Blogging (or My Reign of Terror)

Yes Ozarkers, for the past two years I have been posting my evil plans to this blog. Some of you have enjoyed it and some have been offended. Those who enjoy it have posted comments(where I have allowed them)and gave me a Blogaroni. Those of you who have been offended have posted death threats (why I no longer allow comments). I hope to continue my reign of terror upon the Ozarkers for at least another year.

Flashback: My first post and my second "disclaimer" post. And as added bonus this from over at Chatter.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Springfieldian Brad Pitt Nominated For Oscar - The Dark Knight Didn't Get Best Pic (HA-HA)

I was happy to see that The Dark Knight was not nominated for an Oscar for Best Picture since everyone knows I am world famous as "The Guy Who Didn't Like The Dark Knight." One Dark Knight fan said I "suffered from being a douche bag."

However, it was cool to see Springfieldian Brad Pitt nominated for Best Actor in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. All together Benjamin Button received 13 nominations. Here is CNN's report on the Oscar nominations.

Now, soon we will see comments on the News Leader message boards by a bunch of local redneck, right-wing jerks who will brag that they "Don't care about the Oscars" and "Ain't gunna watch'em."

I don't like this attitude. See I'm in radio. I feel I deserve an award of some kind, but unfortunately the companies I've worked for have never given me the recognition I deserve. I, unlike many in the local market, believe that I'm in the same league with Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Sean Penn and others. I AM A CELEBRITY! I AM A GOD WALKING AMONG YOU SILLY LITTLE MORTALS!

You people should have more respect for the Hollywood community. They deserve awards for what they do, unlike you plumbers, bankers, real estate people, insurance agents, tire store salespeople, youth ministers, gym coaches and other riff-raff. After all you Ozarkers are stupid enough to worship talk radio goons, that nerdy lady governor of Alaska and that bald plumber guy.

You people are going to watch the Oscars this year or I'll have to zap you with my death ray, which will reduce you to atoms for me to scatter to the fore winds. It is either that or I'll have my robot stomp your house. Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


I knew this would happen. I told you that some radio folks were already worried about the new Britney Spears song "If You Seek Amy." I said that radio stations needed to add the song to their playlist to celebrate the end of Bush-era FCC President (and Parents Television Council lapdog) Kevin Martin's term.

Billboard is reporting that the Parents Television Council, a group of right-wing activist led by Brent Bozell who urge people to send spam through their website to the FCC, is urging radio stations not play the song. I believe a wise man once said it best, "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" HOW DARE THEY DISRESPECT BRITNEY SPEARS? HOW DARE THEY GO AGAINST THE WISHES OF DESDINOVA - THE SUPER VILLAIN OF THE OZARKS?

I'm begging radio station to add this song to their playlist. Even if you are not CHR or Hot AC, I feel this is something that Alternative, Classic Rock and even some country stations could get behind. Also, if you are a follower of mine and work at a talk station YOU CAN PARTICIPATE. The psycho freaks who listen to talk radio get all bent out of shape when the automation plays a commercial during Rush Limbaugh or one of the other talk radio atrocities, so I propose finding a way to play "If You Seek Amy" over Rush, Savage, Boortz, Dr. Laura so their little fans can't hear what garbage they are spewing out.

This would also be good if you are one of the people Clear Channel "let go," but for some reason you are still in the building. Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fellow radio folk, what I'm telling you is important. We need to start a revolution and now is the perfect time. We need to break from the mistakes of the fast eight year that plunged radio into this mess. I want you to play Britney's "If You Seek Amy" so we can show the PTC (BTW-Why are they causing trouble for radio when they are called the Parents Television Council?) that we have had enough of their stupidity. Do it for me, Jefferson Airplane and the Beatles.

This post will not make me popular, but it is post like this that make me the SUPER VILLAIN OF THE OZARKS! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHA!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Remembering Mr. Roarke & Number Six

On Wednesday, actor Patrick McGoohan and Ricardo Montalban died. McGoohan was 80 and Montalban was 88. Montalban was probably best known to people of my age as Mr. Roarke on Fantasy Island. Every week he greeted a plane load of guest with "Smiles, everyone, smiles." He also was the spokesperson for the Chrysler Cordoba where he spoke of "fine Corinthian leather."

He also portrayed the villains Santine on Man from U.N.C.L.E and Khan on Star Trek and the movie Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan.

McGoohan was the star of the British spy show called Danger Man. In this country, Danger Man was called Secret Agent and had a theme song by Johnny Rivers. After Danger Man/Secret Agent, McGoohan played the same character John Drake as Number Six in The Prisoner. The Prisoner was a short-limited series which was almost psychedelic in nature. Before Danger Man/Secret Agent, McGoohan was in Disney's Scarecrow of the Romeny Marsh series.

In tribute to McGoohan, I've provided a link to Johnny Rivers performing "Secret Agent Man" on Late Night with David Letterman in the 80's (Good Grief Dave was young!). Notice that Paul Shaffer's keyboard arrangement is based on the Danger Man theme.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The Springfield Daily News Started The Gay Thing

Some have complained that the Springfield News Leader is pro-gay. The Springfield Daily News began the gay newspaper story facination in 1978. Of course, one old guy was against the printing of this. I didn't print his letter to the editor. Mwu-HAHAHAHA!

Springfield Has Plenty of Porn in 1978

This ad appeared in the Springfield Daily News in 1978.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Ron Asheton of the Stooges Died

I missed this a few days ago, but I have to mentioned the passing of Stooges guitarist Ron Asheton. He was 60 according to CNN. The Stooges are one of the groups that made me want to get into radio. I didn't hear their music on the air, so I decided to get into radio and add them to the playlist of a radio station I was programming. Unfortunately, I've never made it to programming. It amazes me that the Stooges, Marilyn Manson, the Sex Pistols, and Ozzy Osbourne get passed up for airplay in favor of "family friendly" garbage like Michael Bolton or Sarah McLaughlin. I think this is one thing that needs to be changed about the United States of America.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Desdinova's New Years Resolutions for 2009

My New Years Resolutions for 2009 include:

  1. Post something on this blog that will cause both KSGF's Vincent David Jericho and KWTO's Chuck Booms to explode simultaneously.

  2. Have some bonehead write a letter to the News Leader about me.

  3. Marry Paris Hilton.

  4. Change one of the local country or talk stations into a hot Top 40 station.

  5. Take over the world. Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

The Real Reason Ann Coulter Won't Be On NBC Again

She tried to take a little girl name Dorothy's ruby slippers. Dorothy threw water on Ann Coulter and she melted. Let us rejoyce and sing little ones!

"Ding Dong Ann Coulter is banned. Ann Oh Ann that Wicked Ann. Ding Dong Ann Coulter is banned from NBC for life. Hi Ho the dairy-oh, sing it high sing it low! Ding Dong Ann Coulter is banned from NBC for life."

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