Big Whoop!

The Arbitrons come out today. I'm not interested in them. Reason:

1. They're not as accurate as the Hooper Raitings.
2. They're fattening.
3. They're against my religion.
4. They don't impress chicks as much as the size of your transmitter (If you know what I mean).
5. I think they're rigged.

Children of the Revolution by T. Rex

I mentioned a few weeks ago that the song "Children of the Revolution" by T. Rex was stuck in my head. I found this clip on You Tube of Marc Bolan and T. Rex performing the song on an unknown rock and roll/dance party of the past. There were at least four other clips of T. Rex doing the song. This clip indulges my long lost dream of being the next Dick Clark or Casey Kassem. Check out the guy with the Quentin Collins sideburns and target shirt. HE CAN'T DANCE!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Admen Hate Madmen

Ad Age magazine has an article about the new TV show Madmen, which is supposed to be like the Sopranos only about advertising people in the 60s. Several top ad agency people watched and hated the stereotyping.

I've got an idea for a show. It's called "Radio Sales Guys." They tell station owners they can't sell rock formats but they can sell talk. Then they blame the reason the can't sell time on the talk station on on-air talent. Yes, people would enjoy middle-aged white men make dumb excuses at the expense of on-air people's careers and listeners ears.

Reason For the Anger Over Latino Day at the Fair

The big raging controversy with the old farts in the Ozarks, who call talk radio and write LTTE in the News Leader is the Ozark Empire Fair having a Latino Day this year. I don't have a problem with it, but I don't have a problem with most things that upset those old farts.

They say it endorses illegal immigration. Truth is: They are upset that it replaces "Old Fart Day" (or whatever they called it).

Take the Kids

This comes from the Springfield News and Leader circa 1976. Lewis Carroll would be proud.

Ozarkers Hate Kids

I need to say something about this. Last Sunday, State Representative Sarah Lampe wrote a very good opinion piece for the Springfield News Leader. She upset the Ozarkers. Here is what upset them.

"I recently asked a group of fourth grade students what they would vote for if children could vote. Their answers were so simple and yet so profound. They said they want to be the smartest they can be when they leave school. They want time to play, time to read and food and medicine for those who are hungry or sick. Children want things to be fair. They want to be safe. They want everyone to get what they need. And they want us to protect the Earth. If children could vote, these are the things they would vote for.

I heard in the remarks of these fourth-graders many truths about fairness and safety and responsibility. The old expression, "Out of the mouths of babes" comes to mind. Children tell the truth, and the truth is sometimes hard to hear."

Lampe was trying to say that children know more than adults. That is not Ozarkily Correct. Especially the kids Lampe spoke with. They never said a thing about banning sex on TV, banning same-sex marriages, banning rap music, banning Democrats from holding office or anything else that Ozarkers gripe about.

Well, I hate to tell the Ozarkers but I WAS SMARTER THAN MOST ADULTS IN THE OZARKS (AND THE REST OF THE WORLD) WHEN I WAS FIVE! I STILL AM!

Let's Give Paris Something to Cry About

If you read this blog often you know I haven’t taken the Paris Hilton thing very serious. I think that in the long run this is a non-issue. I think there are some Internet sights making this and the cable news networks making this into a big deal. Brad Belote on the KY3 blog has written a great piece on the media’s obsession with this.

Here is my take. Yes, Paris committed a crime. Yes, she should be punished. With that said let’s look at why this is getting so much play on the cable news and Internet.

• Paris Hilton is female. There is whole anti-female sentiment expressed on one of the two major cable networks. That network has been touting the idea (much like their "war on Christmas") that there is a "war on men." They obviously believe Paris Hilton needs to be punished for being a girl. She (and her pals, Lyndsay Lohan and Britney Spears) need to be punished for being, as they used to say, "fast girls." Then again these same people hated Princess Di and today hate Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Michelle Wi and Danica Patrick. The only women they like are Anne Coulter and Condelizza Rice. These individuals don’t want women in sports, politics or business. Just keep them at home in the kitchen.



• She is under 30. There is an anti-youth movement afoot with the same cable network and the talk radio boys. Anything young people like (YouTube, MySpace, Ipods etc.) is evil. This isn’t new even in the mainstream "old" media. The message in the "new" media is, "The only good young people are serving in Iraq. If you are not in Iraq, you should be in jail." Drudge and Rush have both made negative remarks about young people.



• She is connected to Hollywood and been on MTV. Notice how much of the coverage has mentioned that Hilton was on the MTV Movie Awards. There seems to be an attitude with the ‘new’ media that everyone in Hollywood and half of the state of California should be punished for something, usually being ‘liberal.’



• She is wasting the Hilton fortune. There are a group ‘new’ media fans who have a big business and money fetish. They admire Conrad Hilton for being a ‘self-made man’ and feel Paris is ruining the family name. These same people also took up for Ken Lay and the Enron boys.



• Midwestern-Good Americans are enjoying this. This is also the mentality that caused us to see way too much info about Anna Nicole Smith’s death. We want to see these famous people punished or hurt or dead. It makes us feel superior. Yeah, if you are a psycho.

Frankly, as Brad Belote said there are more important issues. If we looked at those issues we would probably see that they need to be fixed.