PARENTS TELEVISION COUNCIL CAN "IF YOU SEEK AMY" THEMSELVES

I knew this would happen. I told you that some radio folks were already worried about the new Britney Spears song "If You Seek Amy." I said that radio stations needed to add the song to their playlist to celebrate the end of Bush-era FCC President (and Parents Television Council lapdog) Kevin Martin's term.

Billboard is reporting that the Parents Television Council, a group of right-wing activist led by Brent Bozell who urge people to send spam through their website to the FCC, is urging radio stations not play the song. I believe a wise man once said it best, "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" HOW DARE THEY DISRESPECT BRITNEY SPEARS? HOW DARE THEY GO AGAINST THE WISHES OF DESDINOVA - THE SUPER VILLAIN OF THE OZARKS?

I'm begging radio station to add this song to their playlist. Even if you are not CHR or Hot AC, I feel this is something that Alternative, Classic Rock and even some country stations could get behind. Also, if you are a follower of mine and work at a talk station YOU CAN PARTICIPATE. The psycho freaks who listen to talk radio get all bent out of shape when the automation plays a commercial during Rush Limbaugh or one of the other talk radio atrocities, so I propose finding a way to play "If You Seek Amy" over Rush, Savage, Boortz, Dr. Laura so their little fans can't hear what garbage they are spewing out.

This would also be good if you are one of the people Clear Channel "let go," but for some reason you are still in the building. Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fellow radio folk, what I'm telling you is important. We need to start a revolution and now is the perfect time. We need to break from the mistakes of the fast eight year that plunged radio into this mess. I want you to play Britney's "If You Seek Amy" so we can show the PTC (BTW-Why are they causing trouble for radio when they are called the Parents Television Council?) that we have had enough of their stupidity. Do it for me, Jefferson Airplane and the Beatles.

This post will not make me popular, but it is post like this that make me the SUPER VILLAIN OF THE OZARKS! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHA!

Remembering Mr. Roarke & Number Six

On Wednesday, actor Patrick McGoohan and Ricardo Montalban died. McGoohan was 80 and Montalban was 88. Montalban was probably best known to people of my age as Mr. Roarke on Fantasy Island. Every week he greeted a plane load of guest with "Smiles, everyone, smiles." He also was the spokesperson for the Chrysler Cordoba where he spoke of "fine Corinthian leather."

He also portrayed the villains Santine on Man from U.N.C.L.E and Khan on Star Trek and the movie Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan.

McGoohan was the star of the British spy show called Danger Man. In this country, Danger Man was called Secret Agent and had a theme song by Johnny Rivers. After Danger Man/Secret Agent, McGoohan played the same character John Drake as Number Six in The Prisoner. The Prisoner was a short-limited series which was almost psychedelic in nature. Before Danger Man/Secret Agent, McGoohan was in Disney's Scarecrow of the Romeny Marsh series.

In tribute to McGoohan, I've provided a link to Johnny Rivers performing "Secret Agent Man" on Late Night with David Letterman in the 80's (Good Grief Dave was young!). Notice that Paul Shaffer's keyboard arrangement is based on the Danger Man theme.

The Springfield Daily News Started The Gay Thing

Some have complained that the Springfield News Leader is pro-gay. The Springfield Daily News began the gay newspaper story facination in 1978. Of course, one old guy was against the printing of this. I didn't print his letter to the editor. Mwu-HAHAHAHA!

Springfield Has Plenty of Porn in 1978

This ad appeared in the Springfield Daily News in 1978.

Ron Asheton of the Stooges Died

I missed this a few days ago, but I have to mentioned the passing of Stooges guitarist Ron Asheton. He was 60 according to CNN. The Stooges are one of the groups that made me want to get into radio. I didn't hear their music on the air, so I decided to get into radio and add them to the playlist of a radio station I was programming. Unfortunately, I've never made it to programming. It amazes me that the Stooges, Marilyn Manson, the Sex Pistols, and Ozzy Osbourne get passed up for airplay in favor of "family friendly" garbage like Michael Bolton or Sarah McLaughlin. I think this is one thing that needs to be changed about the United States of America.

Desdinova's New Years Resolutions for 2009

My New Years Resolutions for 2009 include:

1. Post something on this blog that will cause both KSGF's Vincent David Jericho and KWTO's Chuck Booms to explode simultaneously.


2. Have some bonehead write a letter to the News Leader about me.


3. Marry Paris Hilton.


4. Change one of the local country or talk stations into a hot Top 40 station.


5. Take over the world. Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHA!
   
   

The Real Reason Ann Coulter Won't Be On NBC Again

She tried to take a little girl name Dorothy's ruby slippers. Dorothy threw water on Ann Coulter and she melted. Let us rejoyce and sing little ones!

"Ding Dong Ann Coulter is banned. Ann Oh Ann that Wicked Ann. Ding Dong Ann Coulter is banned from NBC for life. Hi Ho the dairy-oh, sing it high sing it low! Ding Dong Ann Coulter is banned from NBC for life."